Your feet´s too big!

Two, three, four!

Who's that walkin' around here?
Mercy!
Sounds like a baby patter elephant to me!
I don't know why ev'rybody's
I'm not gonna sit here!

Say up in harlem at a table for two,
There were four of us,
Me, your big feet and you.
From your ancles up you sure look sweet,
But from there down, there's just too much f**kin' feet!

Yeah, your feet´s too big,
I don't want you 'cause your feet´s too big,
I hate you, yeah, your feet´s too big,
yeah, I said baby, your feet´s are much too big.

(Da da doh da) - da doh da
(where'd you get 'em?) - I got them.

Your gal she loves you, she thinks you're nice,
Got what it takes to be in paradise.
Takes a look at your face, likes your rig, boy,
Man, oh man, those things are too big.

Your feet´s too big,
I don't want you 'cause your feet´s too big,
I hate you, your feet´s too big,
Yeh-yeh, i said your feet´s are much too big.

Yeah, your paddle extremities are colossal,
To me you look like a fossil.
Well, you got me walkin' talkin and squarkin'
'cause your feet´s are much too big.

Yes, your feet´s too big, I don't want you,
Your feet´s too big, I hate you
Your feet´s too big.
Yeah, I said your feet´s are much too big,
Well, your feet´s too big,
Ah! your feet´s too big,
Ow! your feet´s too big,
Baby, your feet´s are much too big

(Da da doh da) - da doh da
(Where'd you get 'em?) - I got them.
(Da da doh da) - da doh da
Hey!